YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:
You still say
' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart
when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect,
and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.











6 comments:
"Winter festival"?! Are you kidding me? This is so nuts.
Guess I'm a Yankee Redneck!
No, make that a Red Sox Redneck. I'm not a YANKEE anything!
They can shove winter festival up where the sun don't shine is what I'VE got to say.
Sons a bitches.
Redneck here.
Guess I'm one, too, then!
I THINK(hope!)D-HOR meant that with a POSITIVE slant towards OUR side, so to speak...!
Red. Big red.
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