THE SILVERBACKS: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say
' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart
when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect,
and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

Thanks Diva!

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6 comments:

*Goddess* said...

"Winter festival"?! Are you kidding me? This is so nuts.

Suldog said...

Guess I'm a Yankee Redneck!

No, make that a Red Sox Redneck. I'm not a YANKEE anything!

D-HOR said...

They can shove winter festival up where the sun don't shine is what I'VE got to say.

Sons a bitches.

Hammer said...

Redneck here.

BRUNO said...

Guess I'm one, too, then!

I THINK(hope!)D-HOR meant that with a POSITIVE slant towards OUR side, so to speak...!

~Fathairybastard~ said...

Red. Big red.