CONGRESS UNDERESTIMATES AMERICANS

This video resulted from a Mom in Alabama asking her high school son to help with a commercial for the Tea Party she was involved in organizing.

Boy, does it slam the message home! Very impressive. Here is her note:

"I asked Justin if he could help me make a commercial for my group's Tea Party. He sat down at the laptop for about an hour, and then brought this to me and asked, 'is this okay, Mom?' After I finished watching it, my stomach was in my throat. Everyone that I have sent it to has really enjoyed it, so I wanted my friends to see it. I am so proud!

A very powerful video...turn up the sound & sit back...!

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ELVIS PRESLEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON ARE ALIVE!

Here's proof positive that Elvis and Michael Jackson are alive and well and living together in Kentucky!

OLD FOLKS CAN THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND!

Once you reach a certain age you can say, "To hell with the suntan lotion...let's walk on the beach and tell the world to kiss our wrinkled asses!"

What have they got to lose? Who needs dignity anyway?

MC-FRIENDLY SERVICE

Must be on that "dollar menu"!

WARNING!

EMAIL WARNING

If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it....

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi!

THE BEST WAY TO ENSURE A GREAT PARTNERSHIP IS...

...through BLACKMAIL!

LATALVIS COBBINS GETS LIFE WTIHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE

After 2 1/2 hours of deliberation, the jury, brought to Knoxville from the Nashville area, suggested Latalvis Cobbins be sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. The family was not pleased that the death penalty was not given.

Unfortunately, they have more trials to attend before this is all over. There are three more defendants in this case, and the State of Tennessee mandates automatic appeal trials. The next trial in this terrible ordeal begins in two weeks!

LETALVIS COBBINS FOUND GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE FELONY MURDER

In day eight of the Letalvis Cobbins trial, the jury found him guilty of first-degree felony murder of Channon Christian and guilty of facilitation of first-degree felony murder of Christopher Newsom after deliberating a total of about 10 hours.

Watch the father of Channon Christian (Gary in green shirt about 51/2 minutes into the reading of the more than 30 counts of murder) as the verdicts are read. He reminds me of a predator coiled and ready to strike. Can you blame him! His daughter was brutally raped numerous times, made to watch her boyfriend being killed, and then killed herself and stuffed into a garbage can. What would you do?

On the evening of January 6, 2007 two young lives were taken in one of the most horrific crimes this country has ever witnessed. The details of the crime scene, and the events that took place within, are far worse than anything you could ever imagine.

Unless you are an avid blog-surfer, or happen to live in the area, you have probably never heard of this case.

You can watch the proceedings live HERE when court is in session.

WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE - SWINE FLU OR MAD COW?

Are you ready for three shots this season...maybe four!?

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING PSA - VERY GRAPHIC!

I would normally say you need to be 18 to view this video, but it you don't watch it, you may not live that long!

Read more on the subject HERE!

SENIOR MOMENTS

Yep, it may be time to start re-testing senior drivers (after 80 anyway)!

WHY DO SCUBA DIVERS FALL OFF THEIR BOATS BACKWARD?

So, Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which Murphy replies: "Think fer once, ya idjit - if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the friggin' boat."

SOCIALISM?

Socialism leaves a bad taste in your mouth!

DISGUISING A FART

SIMONA HALEP WANTS BREAST REDUCTION - WHY?!

Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.

Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.

But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.

"This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation," Halep said. "The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."

"It's the weight that troubles me (and) my ability to react quickly," she added.

Will someone please tell this kid that winning isn't everything! This selfish spoiled little brat shouldn't be so consumed with "winning major tennis tournaments"! What about us...the hard-working everyday fan? Folks pay top dollar for melons like that!

THE AGREEABLE OSTRICH

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir…How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

Pentagon Nixed Flyover Because of Focus on Christianity

The Pentagon denied the July 3rd flyover of a 'GOD and Country Rally' for first time in 42 years. Is it because of its "Christian Nature"?

Could the Obama Administration be any more hostile to Christianity?

OH, AND THE BEER AIN'T MUCH GOOD EITHER!

Have you seen the photo of Obama with his raised beer?
CLICK HERE!

1940 TOUR de FRANCE!

A rare photo of the 1940 Tour de France

BLOWING SMOKE UP OUR ASS!

This tool has recently been reintroduced and widely used by Obama and the DNC to help with their HOPE & CHANGE agenda.

NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED IN 75 YEARS

Unbelievable Cartoon From 1934 - Look at this cartoon from the Chicago Tribune in 1934 and look carefully at the plan faction. Remember the adage, "Those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it!" Looks like we could be in for difficult times.

Could this have been drawn NOW, August 2, 2009?

What has changed?

The "Wallace" in the cartoon is most likely Henry Wallace, FDR's two term VP and a card carrying Communist.

CAN YOU FIND LANE KIFFIN IN THIS PHOTO?

WE'RE BECOMING TOO SOCIALIST!

WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS LIBERAL BS?

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

Thomas Jefferson

THE JOB - URINE TEST

Cheers to this Author

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

So, here is my Question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass doing drugs, while I work! Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could title that program, "Urine or You're Out"

Do something while you still have your liberty!

BOOB SHAPED MOUSE-PADS

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THE PIRATE AND THE BARTENDER

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."

Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook I'm fine, really."

Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"
Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You lost an eye just from bird shit?"

Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."

MR. WINKY

Bob decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Bob that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooooo much. However, Bob felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Bob looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.'

She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky."

Sandy and Bob got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

Bob whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching and teasing, holding one another.

As Sandy put her hands in Bob's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Bob ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'

"Yes, it is...7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches!"

CARS.GOV Will Take Over Your Computer!

Folks, DO NOT got to CARS.GOV to check on the "Cash for Clunkers" program! The government can, and will, take over your computer and browse your files!

If you don't believe me, watch this:


Thanks to my friend Cookie!

MOTHER OF ALL CLOCKS

CLICK HERE!

On second thought, don't click...it's just too depressing!

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading...

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or, you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.

However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS...

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the old lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'

HOWEVER...The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!

The Wedding Ring

A man went to the hospital in Toronto to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep..

I don't know what's worse

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

OR...

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring...Tough call. You decide.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE BOY!

Y-12 separated U-235 used in Little Boy bomb dropped on Hiroshima. AP photo

A number of peace groups are expected to join members of the Oak Ridge Environmental Peace Alliance for Thursday's ceremony at the Y-12 Weapons Plant on the anniversary of the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima, Japan.

A Names and Remembrance Ceremony is scheduled for 6 a.m. to 9 a.m. at the entrance to the Y-12 nuclear weapons plant which produced the enriched uranium that was used in the Little Boy bomb.

HOW TO GUARANTEE YOUR VIRGINITY

THERE'S NO QUIET LIKE THAT OF AN INBOUND FLIGHT

If you remember how it felt, say a little prayer for them right now.

BLOWING AN INJUN!

OBAMA DEBUNKS BIRTHER CONSPIRACY!

Obama Debunks Birther Conspiracy - watch more funny videos

WHAT'S THIS? OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

The document published in WorldNetDaily lists Obama's parents as Barack Hussein Obama and Stanley Ann Obama, formerly Stanley Ann Dunham, the birth date as Aug. 4, 1961, and the hospital of birth as Coast General Hospital in Mombasa, Kenya.

THIS CRACKS ME UP...

...Bruno, is that you?!

YOU HAVE TO PROTECT A BEACHED WHALE FROM THE SUN

HMDS ON A WOMAN