Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
I'M OUT OF POCKET FOR A FEW MORE DAYS
Hi Everyone, I won't be able to post for the next several days. My neighbor is painting the ceilings in her house. And...
She asked me to
Hold the ladder!*
*Actually, I'm having surgery so my blogs will be inactive for a couple of weeks.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
THERE IS MORE THAN ONE A-RACK
That concludes our Geography Lesson of the Day!
Thank you and please pass on this knowledge.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
DOG SEX
| A dog lover, whose poodle was a female and 'in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbors' male poodle while they were away on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when they mate.  Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said. "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw". "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "... it certainly just worked for me," the vet replied! |
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