The Candy With The Little Hole

The teacher asked the children to identify the flavors of Life Savers by their color:

Red.....................Cherry 

Yellow.................Lemon 

Green.................Lime 

Orange ..............Orange

 
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"

The teacher had to leave the room.